Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize