She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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