I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
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you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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