She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
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Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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