I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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