Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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