i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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