a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
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I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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