I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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