who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
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I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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