these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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