I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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