oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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