Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize