I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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