I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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