my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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