did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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