In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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