are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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