but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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