They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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