Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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