Moan for me like Helen Keller
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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