Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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