? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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