There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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