you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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