Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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