I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Still dying that you shit outside
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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