its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
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He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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