The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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