the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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