thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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