Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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