you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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