Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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