if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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