There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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