What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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