This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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