Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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