Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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