Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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