Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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This is my life. Enjoy the view
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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