You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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