Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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