sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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