dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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