Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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